ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS

1. Ushers will eat latecomers.
2. The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment
3. Barbara remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
4. The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
5. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
6. Next Thursday will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
7. The cost for attending the Fasting Prayer conference includes meals.
8. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands!
9. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
10. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
11. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
12. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
13. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
14. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
15. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreword and lay an egg on the alter.
16. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
17. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreword and do so.
18. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
19. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.