*** Top 10 Signs that your Cat knows your Internet Password ***

10.E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9.Traces of kitty litter in your Keyboard.
8.You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7.Your web browser has a new homepage: http://www.feline.com/.
6.Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna.
5.Hate-Mail message to Apple Computer Corporation about their release of "CyberDog."
4.Your new ergonomic Keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3.You keep finding new software around your house like "CatinTax" and "WarCat II."
2.On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1.There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.